I was sitting, you know, for once during the day, and checking my email. My oldest comes up and sits on the couch almost directly behind me. Then he starts blowing my hair and gets closer and closer to my ear.
Finally I can't stand it anymore.
Me: "What are you doing?!"
J: "Just bugging you."
J: "Cuz Daddy says that is what boys are supposed to do. Bug girls."
Thank you Hunny, you taught him well. :)