You can tell you live in the social media world when as you are going about your day, you think in status updates. For example:
"I'm so bored!! Why is it that I have so much I need to clean and things I probably should be cooking, and all I want to do is go out on a date or cook something really fattening?"
"Waiting for the bus to come."
"Want to take a nap, but I know I wouldn't wake up and I would miss the bus."
"What did people do for entertainment and ideas before pinterest?"
"So proud of myself for not eating a slice of that freaking delicious cake in the fridge today. (Better than the two large ones I consumed yesterday)."
"I wish a box of fun things would come in the mail for me. I wonder if I should start ordering things for myself instead of just wishing they would appear."
"Good book suggestions? Time to go to the library again."
Yes, this is how I think. I feel so productive in the mornings, but then the afternoon rolls around and I don't want to be productive anymore. Well, I do, but I don't at the same time. Hmmmm...